April152014
mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

(via thehauntedhundredacrewoods)

4PM

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

(via hi)

12AM

(Source: memewhore, via acedia19)

12AM

coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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(Source: aqua, via perks-of-being-chinese)

12AM

doncasturbate:

perriescum:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

just add ur selfie

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

12AM
saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

12AM
12AM

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

12AM

lanfleming:

So we had a project in astronomy to sell a constellation that had to include a rubric full of requirements. This is what my best friend submitted instead.. He got an A.

(via rexuality)

12AM

violentlyoverdramatic:

spacecadet:

when i get a new tube of lipstick 

what

is this lady gaga’s new video

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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