Rant
Give me a few minutes to be conceited cause this will probably never occur again:
If I’m in a relationship with you, it would be the dumbest move you can make to leave or make me leave you. Plain and simple. Nearly every guy I’ve been with comes crawling back sooner or later with some (true or pitiful) story about how they have yet to find someone who compares.
So if I’m standing here telling you that you’re who I wanna stay with, and you think for even a second I’m not what’s best for you, think again.
Cause listen here. I may not be the thinnest girl you’ve seen with rock hard abs or a beach body, but I look pretty darn good compared to the general population of females in the world. Also, I can and will cook all of your favorite meals and not discuss the calorie intake of your taco bell binges.
I may not have the cutest laugh or be 100% ladylike. I’m sorry I enjoy life too much and have a huge sense of humor. But I will gladly judge your burps on a scale of 1 to 10 and will calmly deal with the gross manliness.
I know I’m not able to discuss sports with you and tell you my extensive knowledge and experience in a sport, but I can promise I’ll never cuss and call you a “dude,” andI’mm always willing to learn anything you wanna teach me about any sport you consider important (including NASCAR).
Cause out of all the traits of other girls who look a whole lot like supermodels, I insisyou’rere not missing out. I am far smarter than they are, I can hold a better conversation than they can, and lastly but most importantly, I will love you regardless of what you do. My heart is full of care for you, and theirs never will be. Cause when you see a girl who clearly only cares about what she looks like and/or what other people think of her, there’s not enough room for her to love anybody else.
So I leave you with all that and insist, if you wanna go, go. I refuse to beg and convince someone to stay if theyaren’tt able to see the treasure they’ve already found. And if you think for one second that I can’t be lost, and of you believe that I will put up with being treated with disrespect, you’re extremely mistaken.
